The Blocking Assignment Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“The broadcast shows Waller on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Waller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Waller's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.