The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Waller lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
75%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Waller drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.