The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Waller is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
89%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Waller's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.