The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Waller gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
74%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Waller scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.