The Phantom Flag Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“Waller's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Waller runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
83%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Waller's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.