The Chip-and-Release Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Waller's stadium. Only over Waller.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Waller's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
72%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Waller, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.