The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Waller's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Waller is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
78%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Waller's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.