The Hamstring Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“Waller's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- A mysterious flag erases Waller's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
72%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Waller, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.