The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“Waller's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
88%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Waller's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.