The Chip-and-Release Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Waller's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Waller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Waller, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.