The Mystery Tweak Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“Waller gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Waller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Waller's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.