The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“Waller's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Waller gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
77%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Waller's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.