The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“Waller's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Waller finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
87%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Waller's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.