The Invisible Route Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“Waller will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
90%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Waller's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.