The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“Waller sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Waller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Waller's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.