The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Ref: "Number Waller, that's a flag." Waller: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Waller spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
86%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
Incantation
Waller, Waller, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.