The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“Waller gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
81%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Waller drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.