The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“Waller tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
- Waller spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
72%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Waller, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.