The Late Scratch Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“The broadcast shows Waller on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Waller spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
87%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Waller scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.