The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Pineiro tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
82%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Pineiro's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.