The Wind Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- The broadcast shows Pineiro on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Pineiro attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
91%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pineiro's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.