The Wind Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Pineiro's stadium. Only over Pineiro.
74%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Pineiro, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.