The Hamstring Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Pineiro is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
86%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Pineiro scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.