The Invisible Route Hex of Eli Stowers
Eli Stowers · PHI · TE
“Stowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Vanderbilt's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Stowers's week
- Ref: "Number Stowers, that's a flag." Stowers: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Stowers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
84%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stowers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Stowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Stowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Stowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.