The Snap Count Hex of Eli Stowers
Eli Stowers · PHI · TE
“Stowers has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Stowers's week
- Stowers gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Stowers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
79%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Stowers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Stowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Stowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Stowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.