The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Eli Stowers
Eli Stowers · PHI · TE
“Rookie Stowers gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Stowers's week
- Stowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Vanderbilt's biggest rival.
- Stowers is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
78%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stowers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Stowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Stowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Stowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.