The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Eli Stowers
Eli Stowers · PHI · TE
“Stowers is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Stowers's week
- Stowers tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Rookie Stowers gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
88%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Stowers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Stowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Stowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Stowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.