The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Eli Stowers
Eli Stowers · PHI · TE
“Stowers's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Stowers's week
- Stowers gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Rookie Stowers gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
89%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Stowers, Stowers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Stowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Stowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Stowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.