The Phantom Flag Hex of Eli Stowers
Eli Stowers · PHI · TE
“Stowers spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Stowers's week
- Stowers is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Rookie Stowers gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
76%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Stowers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Stowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Stowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Stowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.