The Hamstring Hex of Eli Stowers
Eli Stowers · PHI · TE
“Stowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Vanderbilt's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Stowers's week
- Rookie Stowers gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A mysterious flag erases Stowers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
92%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Stowers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Stowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Stowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Stowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.