The Mystery Tweak Hex of Eli Stowers
Eli Stowers · PHI · TE
“Stowers stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Stowers's week
- Rookie Stowers gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Stowers's stadium. Only over Stowers.
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-13.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Stowers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Stowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Stowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Stowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.