The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Eli Stowers
Eli Stowers · PHI · TE
“Stowers gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Stowers's week
- Rookie Stowers gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- The broadcast shows Stowers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
86%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Stowers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Stowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Stowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Stowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.