The Phantom Flag Hex of Eli Stowers
Eli Stowers · PHI · TE
“Ref: "Number Stowers, that's a flag." Stowers: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Stowers's week
- Stowers's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Rookie Stowers gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
73%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Stowers, Stowers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Stowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Stowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Stowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.