The Late Scratch Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Kittle gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
74%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kittle's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.