The Sunday Night Fade Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“Kittle goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Kittle gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
87%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kittle, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.