The Snap Count Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Helm is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
73%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Helm's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.