The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Pollard rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
87%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Pollard's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.