The Snap Count Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Pollard's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Pollard will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
82%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Pollard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.