The Phantom Flag Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Pollard is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
72%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Pollard, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.