The Blocking Assignment Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Helm is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
78%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Helm's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.