The Blocking Assignment Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Helm gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
79%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Helm's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.