The Phantom Flag Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Helm's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Helm is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
81%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Helm, Helm, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.