The Mystery Tweak Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Helm gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
75%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Helm scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.