The Late Scratch Hex of Houston Texans
Houston Texans defense
“The Texans defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Houston Texans defense's week
- The Texans defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Texans defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
81%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Texans, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Nico Collins
- David Montgomery
- Marvin Harrison Jr.
- Dalton Schultz
- C.J. Stroud
- Woody Marks
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Kayshon Boutte
- Tank Dell
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
FAQ
How do I curse Houston Texans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Houston Texans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Houston Texans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.