The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Houston Texans
Houston Texans defense
“The Texans defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Houston Texans defense's week
- The Texans defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Texans will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
74%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Texans's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Nico Collins
- David Montgomery
- Marvin Harrison Jr.
- Dalton Schultz
- C.J. Stroud
- Woody Marks
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Kayshon Boutte
- Tank Dell
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
FAQ
How do I curse Houston Texans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Houston Texans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Houston Texans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.