The Blown Coverage Hex of Houston Texans
Houston Texans defense
“The Texans defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Houston Texans defense's week
- The Texans will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Texans defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
76%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Texans, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Nico Collins
- David Montgomery
- Marvin Harrison Jr.
- Dalton Schultz
- C.J. Stroud
- Woody Marks
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Kayshon Boutte
- Tank Dell
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
FAQ
How do I curse Houston Texans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Houston Texans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Houston Texans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.