The Hamstring Hex of Houston Texans
Houston Texans defense
“The Texans defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Houston Texans defense's week
- The Texans defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Texans will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
73%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Texans's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Nico Collins
- David Montgomery
- Marvin Harrison Jr.
- Dalton Schultz
- C.J. Stroud
- Woody Marks
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Kayshon Boutte
- Tank Dell
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
FAQ
How do I curse Houston Texans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Houston Texans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Houston Texans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.