The Mystery Tweak Hex of Houston Texans
Houston Texans defense
“The Texans defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Houston Texans defense's week
- The Texans defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Texans defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
77%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Texans drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Nico Collins
- David Montgomery
- Marvin Harrison Jr.
- Dalton Schultz
- C.J. Stroud
- Woody Marks
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Kayshon Boutte
- Tank Dell
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
FAQ
How do I curse Houston Texans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Houston Texans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Houston Texans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.