The Snap Count Hex of Houston Texans
Houston Texans defense
“The Texans defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Houston Texans defense's week
- The Texans defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Texans defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
82%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Texans drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Nico Collins
- David Montgomery
- Marvin Harrison Jr.
- Dalton Schultz
- C.J. Stroud
- Woody Marks
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Kayshon Boutte
- Tank Dell
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
FAQ
How do I curse Houston Texans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Houston Texans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Houston Texans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.