The Mystery Tweak Hex of Houston Texans
Houston Texans defense
“The Texans defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Houston Texans defense's week
- The Texans defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Texans defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
87%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Texans's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Nico Collins
- David Montgomery
- Marvin Harrison Jr.
- Dalton Schultz
- C.J. Stroud
- Woody Marks
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Kayshon Boutte
- Tank Dell
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
FAQ
How do I curse Houston Texans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Houston Texans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Houston Texans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.